Vampires and zombies. Wonderful.

I'm personally not too worried about them. But until they're taken care of, I'm willing to offer my help to anyone who may need it.

Well this is just great. So the rift plucked me up and dropped me in a dimension where I'm fictional, and now supposedly I can't leave.

.... I s'pose it beats rotting to death while still conscious, entombed in a vat of radioactive nuclear coolant.

So. What's there to do around here for a dead man, aye?

Hm. I guess this is better than where I was.

But not by much.

OK, after tons of serious research I've come to the conclusion that most of you need to get laid, seriously. So I am going to host a reality dating show. You should all sign up. I'll hook you up with a partner, and then you can go on a date. You could choose the location but if you're like a total dweeb you can have me choose it. Andrew will be ( Read more... )

WHO: James Bond, [OPEN]
WHERE: the baaaaar
WHEN: after seeing Tycho's dead body
WHAT: ALCOHOL MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER D:

James Bond was not a man who was bothered by death. As he'd told Vesper, he wouldn't be very good at his job if he was, and he was very good at his job. He also wasn't especially bothered by his own mortality. Double O's had a ( Read more... )

I understand that this is the season for sharing and giving and whatnot... but I hope that you'll forgive me if I'm not overly enthused about being on the recieving end of a cold.

... Can I go home now?  

Hey Adam, would you mind if we maybe had a little room mate?

I feel like I should be more upset that I'm apparently fictional, but I'm really not. It actually...kind of explains a lot. Or it at least makes me feel better about certain things.

( Spoilers for Heroes, not that anyone really watches that show anyway? )

When we try again, can I bring a friend along?